More Aerin Facts - Geek Edition

1. Aerin made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
2. A bottle of sparkling wine is not truly champagne unless it originated from that region of France, or Aerin smashes it over your head.
3. It is impossible to play Aerin to a draw at tic-tac-toe.
4. Aerin’s desired outcome has a probability of 2.
5. All your base are belong to Aerin.*